100 Favourite TV Characters (no order)

37. Captain Malcolm ‘Mal’ Reynolds | Firefly

“Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ‘em right back.”

“Well, they tell ya, ‘Never hit a man with a closed fist.’ But it is, on occasion, hilarious.”

“The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”

“See how I’m not punching him? I think I’ve grown.”

100 Favourite TV Characters (no order)

32. Maurice Moss | The IT Crowd

“You best put seatbelts on your ears Roy, cos I’m gonna take them for the ride of their lives!”

“I can’t go to jail, Roy! They’ll rape the flip out of me!”

“Would I blow everyone’s mind if I ate dessert first?”

“Why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?”

“I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I’ve just finished my milk.”

“A woman in the living room, a chef in the kitchen, a prostitute in the bedroom.”

“I totally pimped your phone, girlfriend!”

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